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Originally Posted by susansusan
1. "Surprise" nudity. This is when the lady is naked by choice (all other categories involve some level of stripping), but is suddenlly in an unfamiliar position- a classic example is a lad surprsing his girlfriend in the shower.
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This is the category I am most familiar with and the one that I find the funniest. Let me explain.
After a session of morning lovemaking, my wife goes to the washroom (or bathroom, or whatever you call it) to take a shower and more often than not forgets to lock the door. Then, when I come in and see her standing naked in front of the sink, picking a soap or something, she quickly covers herself, ducks into the shower and closes the shower door.
That always cracks me up. Come on, lady, there is nothing there I haven't seen over and over again.
Those body parts that you're trying to cover? I just spent an hour going over them in explicit detail. The only people that could possibly get a better look are the gynecologist (that used optical instruments) and the kids (that saw you from the inside). I know what every contour of your body looks, feels and tastes like. What could have changed in the last 10 minutes that you would try to hide? Did you grow a dick while I wasn't looking?
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Originally Posted by susansusan
So, share some of your favourite pictures!
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