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Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical
gowns while they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and
begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you doing?

To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to
have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she
completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to
him, he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to
give him a blow job.

The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I
get a hand job and he gets blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between Obama care
and private insurance.."