The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV; it saved me 5 hours.
And the Laundromat... three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's; the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Here's the patch (last pic). Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
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