Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say.....
"Duct tape won't fix that."
"I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex."
"Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael."
"Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken."
"Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer?"
"You can't feed that to the dog."
"I thought Graceland was tacky."
"No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe."
"Wrasslin's fake."
"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
"We're vegetarians."
"Do you think my hair is too big?"
"I'll have g****fruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
"Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?"
"Who's Richard Petty?"
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