[osreb]

"Duct tape won't fix that."

"I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex."

"Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael."

"Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken."

"Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer?"

"You can't feed that to the dog."

"I thought Graceland was tacky."

"No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe."

"Wrasslin's fake."

"Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"

"We're vegetarians."

"Do you think my hair is too big?"

"I'll have g****fruit instead of biscuits and gravy."

"Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?"

"Who's Richard Petty?"