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Old 04-23-2010, 12:26 AM
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Default Creation of a c*nt !

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine ......
Created a c*nt ( pussy ) to their design !

First was a butcher, smart with wit ......
Using a knife, he gave it a slit !

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold ......
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole !

Third was a tailor, tall and thin ......
By using red velvet, he lined it within !

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout ......
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without !

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell ......
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell !

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee ......
He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee !

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt ......
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a " c*nt " !

Thus, gents - the femine c*nt ......
Is used by all of us - to perform - many a stunt !
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