04-17-2010, 10:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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4-17-10
"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sue, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware looking for a drill."
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
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