tax day boozers
There was this Irishman seated next to a Mormon on a flight from London to the States. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a Jameson’s, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ****d by a dozen nymphomaniacs than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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