[osreb]

Hey, What’s the Definition of...
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> Abusive .... What’s the matter, stupid, don’t you know the answer?
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> Ambivalence .... Well, it could be yes and it could be no.
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> Amnesia .... I forget.
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> Antipathy .... You would have to ask me that.
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> Amorous .... I love the way you ask that question.
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> Apathy .... I don’t care.
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> Apologetic .... I’m sorry that you have to ask me that.
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> Argumentative .... Are you looking for a fight?
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> Authoritarian .... I’ll tell you when you can ask me questions!
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> Bigotry .... I’m not going to tell someone like you.
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> Blasphemous .... God Dammit, I told you not to ask!
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> Compulsive .... I want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right
> now!
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> Conditional .... Well, it depends.
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> Damnation .... You and your questions can go to hell!
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> Depressed .... You would have to ask me that.
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> Dyslexic .... Gniees sdrawkcab.
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> Egotistical .... I’m the best person to answer that question.
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> Evasive .... Have you done your homework today?
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> Exhausted .... I’m too tired to answer you right now.
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> Flatulent .... That question really stinks!
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> Greedy .... What’s in it for me if I tell you?
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> Hemorrhoids .... You know, this is a real pain in the butt!
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> Hostility .... If you ask me just one more question, I’ll kill you!
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> Hypochondriacal .... The thought of it makes me sick.
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> Ignorance .... I don’t know.
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> Indifference .... It doesn’t matter.
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> Influenza .... You’ve got to be sick to ask me that question.
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> Insecure .... I don’t think I want to know the answer to that question.
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> Insensitive .... I don’t care if you don’t know the answer.
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> Insomnia .... I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
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> Intoxicated .... ** BURP **
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> Irreverent .... I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
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> Laconic…… Yep!
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> Masturbation .... I can single-handedly answer that question.
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> Narcissism .... Before I answer, tell me, don’t I look great?
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> Nausea .... That question is going to make me vomit.
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> Nonchalant .... It’s not important.
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> Obstinate .... I’m not going to tell you.
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> Optimistic: I’ll be able to answer any question you give me.
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> Over-Protective .... I don’t know if you’re ready for the answer.
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> Over-Sensitive .... How could you ask me a question like that?
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> Paranoid .... You think I don’t know the answer, don’t you?
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> Pessimistic .... I’m sure I won’t give the right answer.
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> Procrastination .... I’ll tell you tomorrow.
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> Repetitive .... I already told you the answer once before.
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> Sarcastic .... That’s a stupid question to ask me.
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> Secretive .... I can’t tell you right now.
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> Seductive .... Lets go somewhere private where I can answer that for you.
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> Self-Centered .... Well, I know the answer, that’s all that matters.
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> Senile .... When I was your age, we couldn’t ask these questions.
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> Subjective .... It’s all in how you look at the question.
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> Suspicious .... Why are you asking me all these questions?
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> Temperamental .... What the heck do you want to know that for???