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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the *

*doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.*

*Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.*

*Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.*

*About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,*

*'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.*

*Could we please do it one more time?'*

*Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.*

*Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch*

*and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.*

*He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,*

*'Honey, please.... just one more time before I die.'*

*She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.*

*After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.*

*Morris, however, worried about his impending death, *

*tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.*

*He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.*

*Do you think we could...'*

*At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough *

*I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'*