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Originally Posted by reactionz
Beware the dangers of waves + bikinis!... While I was backpacking across Australia a few years back I had the pleasure of visiting Coogee Beach in Sydney with the most gorgeous Danish girl I have ever seen who I was sharing a room with. To top things off she had the most heavenly pair of 34GG boobs which I would have given an arm and a leg to see... Anyhow after the first 5 minutes in the sea a massive wave tore across the shore and ripped her top clean off. I was understandably pleased by this so I suggested that we stay in the sea for a little longer even though the lifeguards had flashed up warnings to swimmers. Next thing I know an immense wave smashed right into me and dragged me almost 100 meters out so see in it's undertow and I had to be rescued and given medical attention. So beware folks, that sneaky peep of bikini boob may just cost you more than you think.  |
No seriously, thats one of the funniest things ive read here in years....