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*A guy met a girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" *


*She responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"*


*Again she responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do
you any good."*


*They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I
have ever seen. I want you for my wife."*


*She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."*