[osreb]

A regular walked into a bar and said, "Bartender, one round for
everyone, on me!"

The bartender replied, "Wow! You're in a really good mood tonight!"

"Indeed!" the man said. "I just got hired by the city to go around and
remove all the money from the parking meters. I start tomorrow!" The
bartender congratulated the man and proceeded to pour a round for everyone.

The next night, the same man walked back in. "Bartender, another round
for everyone, on me!" he said.

As the bartender was pouring the drinks, he said, "If you're this happy
about your new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get
your first paycheck!"

The man went wide-eyed, grinned from ear to ear, pulled out a handful of
quarters from his pocket and said, "You mean they pay me too?"