View Single Post
  #659  
Old 03-23-2010, 12:21 AM
osreb osreb is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 54,211
Thanks: 26,912
Thanked 1,866,665 Times in 55,639 Posts
Default pillow talk

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.



_
Attached Thumbnails
1bride.jpg   1bride (1).jpg  

1bride (2).jpg   1bride (3).jpg  

1bride (4).jpg   1bride (5).jpg  

1bride (6).jpg   1bride (7).jpg  

1bride (8).jpg   1bride (9).jpg  

Reply With Quote
The Following 35 Users Say Thank You to osreb For This Useful Post: