Promised Post
Here’s my promised post.
When I was in sixth form college one of my female friends had her knickers pulled off her and ran up the flag pole. The culprit was her boy friend of the time. Now from time to time this event is alluded to or out rightly spoken about. The lady concerned is now 42. A few years ago she married her second husband. When ever this tale is told he always blushes and goes very silent. At one of our frequent supper parties when we where recounting tales of our youth and the flag pole story as we called it get told again he exploded.
“I’ll thank you not to discuss my wife’s underwear” he was saying this to another male friend.
The situation got a little tense and a few more words where said. It was his over the top reaction to what was old news to us all.
Some time later the male friend who was recounting the tale was around there house delivering a table that they had brought from his antique shop. The lady of the house was doing the laundry. She was in the utility room sorting out her dirty skimpys. My male friend walked in to say they’d placed the table has requested and took the protection transport wrapping off. Just at this Hubby stuck is had into the utility room as my female friend had a rather sexy black lacy pair of knickers in her hand and had them held up and stretched so my male friend could see.
He went ballistic.
Another occasion that I no about was when two couples decided to play strip poker. One couple where cousins of mine who I she in frequently. My male cousin end up in his boxers but my female cousin was down to bare skin. He didn’t seem to mind this. My female cousin lost again and a forfeit was suggested. My female cousin said she’d do it as a “game was a game”. My male cousin insisted on stopping the game the dare being ludicrous.
The dare was the classic go and ask for some shampoo in just a towel. My female cousin went next door just in a towel. The other three hung around on the other side of the fence to see what happened my male cousin being some what angry.
The owner of the next house open the door realised what was going on and said for my female cousin to wait. She returned with Hubby and a camera. She insisted on taking a picture of her handing my cousin the shampoo. Find nothing to it.
The next week my cousins are at a party celebrate some event and the couple next door turn up. The usual joke was made and this of course got the other party goes asking questions. The tale was told and to my male cousin horror the photo was produced. He sn*tched out of the hostess hand and tore it to piece.
The last incident I know about happen when I was at university. We where having a end of term party. One of the girls was especially drunk. Cameras where every where going off. Suddenly there was a burst of flashes and a male voice saying, “How could you”.
The drunk girl had fell over, skirt up, sans knickers and had been captured by at least three cameras. The picture and sadly I don’t have a copy shows her boy friends horrified look. The previous picture taken by another camera shows him smiling. What happen in between realisation that his girl friends privates where on show to about 20 people.
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