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Mick O’Flaherty is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp on a table. He walks over to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I'll give you three wishes."

Mick thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a "poof" sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. O’Flaherty starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, "I want two more of these."