Surprise!
I've told a few friends this and mostly they think I'm full of shit. So be it. My ex-gf tried to have me arrested for it and I had to duck from her brother for 6 months because he wanted to kill me. We had dated several months - great sex and very daring games. It was almost a competition to see who was more daring. Anyway, I was sick of her and ready to dump her but kept putting it off (mostly for the sex). I called her at work on her birthday and told her to meet me at a hotel bar after work. I'd bring some clothes for her, we'd go to a suite, change clothes, go to dinner, drink and stay at the hotel for the night. She met me in the bar and we headed for the elevator. Inside and alone I held up the card key for the room and said "1103 - 2 doors down from the elevator. I dare you to strip right now and streak to the room." She dropped her clothes in record time and grabbed the room key. As soon as the elevator opened she let out a yell and ran for the room. I stayed at the elevator long enough to see her dash through the door into the room and to hear her friends and family yell "SURPRISE." I muttered "surprise b*tch," left her crap in the elevator and went drinking.
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