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ACTUAL HEADLINES
- March Planned For Next August
- L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
- Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
- Diaper Market Bottoms Out
- Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest
- Queen Mary Having Bottom Sc****d
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
- 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
- War Dims Hope For Peace
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Man is Fatally Slain
- Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
- Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Hershey Bars Protest
- County Officials to Talk Rubbish
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