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THIS IS A HOOT, FOR THOSE THAT WERE BORN AND BRED IN KANSAS!
Leave it to Jeff Foxworthy to talk about YOUR beloved state!!
The funny part is......it's all true...every bit of it!! Only in Kansas!!
For those of you who do not know, Jeff Foxworthy’s in-laws live in Derby, Kansas.
Kansas According to Jeff Foxworthy:
If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times each year
because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Wichita, Kansas.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in Colby, Kansas.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in Hays, Kansas .
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
You might live in Kansas.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN
'Vacation' means going east or west on I -70 for the weekend...
If you measure distance in hours, You might live in Kansas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You might live in Medicine Lodge, Kansas.
If you often switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You might live in Fredonia, Kansas.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,
You might live in Kansas City, Kansas.
If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings),
You might live in Great Bend, Kansas.
If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Augusta, Kansas.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Manhattan, Kansas.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in Pittsburg, Kansas.
If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce,
You might live in Derby, Kansas.
If "Going Down South" means Oklahoma, You might live in Coffeyville, Kansas.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; You might live in Goodland, Kansas.
If you went there on vacation, and left on probabation, You probably visited Junction City,Kansas
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