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Old 02-26-2010, 09:46 PM
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There’s always two sides of every story, good one, lol… ha,ha,…

Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work:

Did you have good sex last night? No. It was a disaster... Husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished in 4 minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes.

How about you? - Oh it was amazing... My husband came home. He took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long fantastic sex and after sex we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale.

At the same time their husbands are talking at work:

Did you have good sex last night? Yes, it was great! I came home dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep.

What about you? - It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity cause I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab so we had to walk home for an hour. I was so angry when we came home that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't cum for another hour.

After I finally did I was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep for another hour





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