[osreb]

My wife and I went to the Florida State Fair's 4-H area. A lot of really neat exhibits showing what Future Farmers and the next generation of agricultural entrepreneurs can accomplish

One of the last exhibits we stopped at (the very last) was the breeding bulls area.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My she gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'


The sign at the third pen...In capital letters, said
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



She was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'


I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
To stable and I should eventually make a full recovery..


I'll probably skip the Fair next year