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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff ."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."
She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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