[osreb]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff ."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."

She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"