They're everywhere - outdoors, in stores, lurking under ladders, or in your garden; some are overt, some sneak out of narrow alleys and hide behind planters! They could be wearing pantyhose, thigh highs, thongs, or going commando
BEWARE OF THE SQUATTING UPPIE ! ! !
They might be trying to take over the universe! Mission Control needs your help! When you see a squatting upskirt, please resist your natural instinct to turn and run. You must take photos and videos and report back to OCC.
Thank you for your assistance.