More Q & A
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What's the difference between a b*tch and a wh*r*?
A wh*r* sleeps with everybody at the party
A b*tch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
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The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
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Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went
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