01-13-2010, 06:27 PM
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10 lesbian jokes on 1-13-10
1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?......
A licker cabinet.
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2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.
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3. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?.....
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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4. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ......
Fur Traders.
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5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A Lickalotapuss.
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6. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?.....
Well Hung.
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7. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
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8 . What do you call lesbian twins? .....
Lick-a-likes.
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9. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
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10. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick!
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