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Here are my top 15 videotaped or photgraphed CFNF matches of the last 50 years (1959-2009):


15. Sandy The Heel def. Melanie (Double Trouble) -- This actually was their second encounter. The first ended with the much bigger veteran Sandy denuding and defeating her teenaged upstart opponent. For this match, Melanie, who started off in a black bikini, vowed to have a much better showing because she had been to the gym to work out. It didn't help much. Sandy, wearing a conservative black T-shirt and black panties took advantage of Melanie's modesty, stripping her naked and taunting her along with unseen ringside observers who also could be hear off camera making embarassing remarks about the outclassed Melanie and shouting words of encouragement for Sandy to totally humiliate Melanie. Sandy didn't disappoint. She ordered Melanie to kiss the soless of Sandy's bare feet and to say "Sandy is the greatest ever." Although soundly thrashed, Melanie refused to say those words and managed to grab her bikini top and run naked from the ring.

14. Nefertiti def. Candi (Double Trouble) -- This was more of a torture session than a fight. Sweet Candi is tied naked to a bed while pink bikini-clad Nefertiti works over Candi's most delicate parts. I have never seen the video so I do not know if the torture session was preceded by a one-sided match in which Candi lost her swim suit. You have touse your imagination with this one.

13. Charlie Laine def. Lisa Comshaw (Double Trouble) -- Lisa is a tough rasslin' veteran while Charlie is a teenager who wrestles between semesters at college. You'd figure Lisa, who started off in a red bikini, would have easily whipped Charlie in a black bikini. You'd have guessed wrong. Charlie showed her not-so-sweet side in this battle, as she denuded Lisa and went after the redhead's bush and boobs with much fervor. I guess looks really can be deceiving.

12. Robin (Suzi Johnson) def. Lisa Comshaw (Les Femmes Fatales) -- Robin and Lisa have made several CFNF videotaped and photographed matches for Robin's fetish wrestling company, but for the sake of this top 15 list, we will concentrate on just three. This is the first CFNF match they did -- and the tamest of the three -- called "Arm Twisting Frolic." Both women put each other in arm locks and take turns torturing one another by pulling out the hair on each other's arms. Late in the match, Robin gets the upper hand on Lisa. At one point, Lisa, in a metalic light blue bikini, asks Robin what she is doing and Robin matter-of-factly replies "I'm stripping you" as she pulls off Lisa's neon green swimsuit. Given that the two women spent so much time pulling out each other's forearm hair in the early going, it would have been a natural progression for Robin to have yanked out some of Lisa's pubes at that pint. But, alas, Robin did not even touch Lisa's bushy crotch. Darn, I wish they would let me write some of these scripts!

11. Nefertiti def. Sinn Sage (Double Trouble) -- This time the ebony goddess takes on an actress who has wrestled for several erotic video companies and usually puts up a spiritied fight. But this one is a one-sided beatdown from start to finish. Nefertiti, in a red top and black bottom, quickly skins Sinn of herblack bikini and dominates her. Sinn puts up a lackluster defense as the newcomer puts her in hold after hold, including shoving Sinn against the ropes where Nefertiti reached around and pinched Sinn's nipples.

Next up, a review of matches 10 through six.