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Famous quotes of the 2000

Jessica Simpson, on tuna (2003)
“Is this chicken or is this fish?”

Tom Cruise clashes with Matt Lauer about psychology (2005)

“Psychiatry is a pseudoscience…. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do…Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.”

Mel Gibson, after being pulled over (2003)

“What are you looking at sugar-tits?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on gay marriage (2003)

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Kellie Pickler, on “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” (2007)
“I thought Europe was a country?”

Mariah Carey, before entering rehab (2001)
“I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”

Britney Spears, on her virginity (2002)

“The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married.”

Paris Hilton, on Wal-Mart (2003)

“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”

Matthew McConaughey, on the birth of his son Levi (2008)

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Sarah Palin, on what newspapers she reads (2008)
“All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.”

Christina Aguilera, on wearing clothes (2006)

“I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.”

Ricky Martin, on golden showers (2006)

“I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy.”

George Bush, on himself (2000)

“They misunderestimated me”

Tara Reid, on how smart she is (2005)

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Marlon Brando, on Leonardo DiCaprio (2002)

“He looks like a girl.”

Jessica Simpson's Dad, on her boobs (2005)

“She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!”

Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy, on his house (2000)

“If you live with 58 lions and tigers, then you will always have a lot of pussy in the house.”

Chris Kattan, on movies (2002)

“I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.”

Ozzy Osbourne, on subtitles (2002)

“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fuck I'm talking about.”

Hugh Hefner, on his life (2002)

“My life is an open book. With illustrations.”

Pete Sampras, on his wedding (2002)

“I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.”

Kid Rock, on being president (2002)

“If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.”

Hugh Grant, on his smile (2000)

“Let's face it: The teeth are getting more and more British every day. I look in the mirror and see Austin Powers staring at me.”

Hillary Clinton, on her people (2000)

“Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.”

Denise Richards, on love (2007)

“I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.”

Bette Midler, on sex (2004)

“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? “

Melissa Etheridge, after winning an Oscar (2007)

“This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.”

Tila Tequila, on shooting a safe sex commercial (2008)

“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.”

Britney Spears, after her wardrobe malfunction (2009)
“OMG my pussy is hanging out.”