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To all the boozer babes

17 Steps To Cook A Turkey

Go buy a turkey
Take a drink of whisky

Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of whisky

Set the degree at 375 ovens
Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Turk the bastey
Whisky another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of whisky

Bake the whisky for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Bless the dinner and pass out