12-24-2009, 05:33 AM
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WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
1.A Christmas tree is always erect.
2.Even small ones give satisfaction.
3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4.A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5.A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6.A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7.A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
8.You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.
9.You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
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