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10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a
Woman
•10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the past.
•09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
•08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the
closet.
•07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
•06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
•05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.
•04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.
•03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.
•02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.
•01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of your pickup truck.