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Old 12-24-2009, 05:24 AM
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SANTA’S PICK UP LINES
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!
•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!
•Some of my best toys run on batteries… <wink wink>
•I see you when you’re sleeping - and you don’t wear any underwear, do
you?
•Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!
•Wanna join the “Mile High” club?
•That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!
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