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Bambi (a blonde) goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of
x-ray glasses. She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the
store assistant comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, Bambi
puts on her new x-ray glasses and, bingo! She sees everyone in the
street naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their
clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!"

As she arrives back home, she is eager to show her new toy to her
husband, but can't find him. She goes up to the bedroom and finds her
husband and the young woman from next door naked in bed. She takes the
glasses off, and the two are still naked. She put them back on, and
they are still naked.

Bambi then says: "Darn, I just paid fifty bucks for these and they're
already broken!"