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The best of Tiger Woods jokes:

1.Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant-- couldn't decide between a wood or an iron!

2. Maybe Tiger should have used a driver?

3. The only person who can beat Tiger with golf clubs is his wife.

4. What does Tiger have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Swedes!

5. What were Tiger and his wife doing out at 2 in the morning? "Clubbing"

6. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

7. Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

8. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

9. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

10. Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.