[osreb]

Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the Moments that takes our breath away...
Also…….

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may need to kiss tomorrow.

And help me remember….. When I am having a bad day, and it seems that People are trying to piss me off, that it only takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
To kill today because they pissed me off.

And just remember one more thing.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic