[Cigar4u]

Goliadmike:

This story in the form of a letter from a woman named Pam has sure made the circuit around the Web over the past several years. I think I first read it on the Real Catfights forum about five years ago.

I have long seriously had my doubts that the fight actually happpened as the author reported it, but it is nonetheless a real cool story that only gets better with age.

To me, it has what I consider the No. 1 element in a good one-sided CFNF fight -- that is, the fight does not end until the clothed winner says it is over.

So many good female fight stories fall victim to poor endings where the loser simply quits and the winner gives the loser back her clothes so she can go home. C'mon! If one woman has taken the time to strip another naked during a fight, wouldn't it make more sense for the winner to keep the loser's clothing as a trophy and send her hated rival on a nude adventure walk home?

Another element I like about the story is that the losing fighter is made to eat her own words. Pam outright threatens to strip younger Amy nude during the fight and, when Pam loses all hope of winning, she is reminded by her bitter rival that Pam had threatened to strip her, but it is Pam who will soon be naked.

And the final element that makes this story really neat is that poor, defeated Pam asks other female readers to help her by posting similar stories about their worst catfight defeats as sort of an unburdening of their tortured souls. Yeah, like we are all a bunch of psychiatrists here who can help naked defeated women regain their sense of self worth. Right?

Look, I love this stuff and sometimes I take this fetish a little too seriously, but c'mon folks, it is what it is. And it is not serious academic study materials unless you consider masturbation a serious thing.

But if there are some of you gals out there who do want to share your experience either as a clothed victor or naked loser in a fight, I'm sure I can speak for all of us when I say come on in, lie down on the couch and begin. We're listening!