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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT



My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who

seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.



As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be

landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could

just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the

aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman

hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big

brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man

can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a

Princess and I take orders

from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a

beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I

outrank you. Tray-up, b*tch'

***** BURNING MAN PIC REMOVED *****