[lisavsshannon]

I witnessed a great pool side fight in 1997 between 2 women in their early 20's- Lisa 5-8 and a rail thin 125 vs Shannon 5-6 but a sculpted 165. It looked like a major mismatch and several people tried to stop it. It ended up being a mismatch,but not how everyone expected.

Lisa was a skilled fighter and methodically beat the crap out of Shannon. Shannon had big muscles but didn't know how to use them. She tried boxing at first,only to be hit with several jabs and body shots. She got knocked down twice and Lisa was so quick Shannon's slow,wild punches never came close to landing. Shannon looked more and more confused trying to box,so she tackled Lisa and got her down.

This strategy didn't work either.Lisa was so flexible and had such great endurance Shannon couldn't hold her down. Shannon's blue bikini top came off and she continued to fight topless. After about 10 mins Shannon was whipped. She was sweating profusely,had a fat lip and a mouse forming under her right eye and had scratches all over her body,including her big boobs. Lisa on the other hand still had on her red one piece bathing suit and didn't have a scratch on her body or a hair out of place.

Lisa pulled Shannon up and punched her with an uppecut in the stomach. That ended the fight-Shannon went down on all 4's gasping for air. Lisa casually walked over to her purse,blonde pony tail swaying and proceeded to light up a cigarette. She walked backed to Shannon,kicked out her elbow,then reached down and removed her bikini bottoms without the slightest resistance. I think Shannon was so winded by the last blow to the stomach she couldn't do anything. The crowd of about 100 people applauded as Lisa walked around Shannon holding her blue trophy up in the air.


After a couple minutes Shannon got up and angrily faced Lisa. Lisa threw her bikini bottoms in the pool and resumed a boxing stance- "well"'Lisa asked,"have you had enough or do you want some more?" With that the sturdily built brunette's lower lip started to quiver,and she began crying. Shannon covered her boobs with one hand and her incredibly hairy bush with the other and ran out of the yard,amongst laughter and wolf whistles.


Lisa cracked a beer and was mobbed by her girlfriends as they talked about the fight.

To this day if I see a really thin blonde in a ponytail or a stocky brunette I think about that "mismatch".