[osreb]

and on this forum we dress in leather, EIEIO;

With leather chaps here; and a leather vest there;

here I stand in leather boots; there I see through a leather mask;

everywhere a babe dressing up in leather; EIEIO


When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new truck.