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Old 10-23-2009, 07:57 PM
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Subject: Fw: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12'
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A man walks into a drug store with his10-year old son.
They Happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.''
Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'

He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3
And asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
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The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday,
and one For Sunday.

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
Asks, 'Then who are these for?'

Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
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'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?'
he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
'Those are for Married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March........'
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