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Wedding Etiquette For Rednecks
Here are the wedding etiquette tips for rednecks:
- “Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
- Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
- A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a proven fly deterrent.
- For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.”
Even the sections that are not specific to wedding etiquette can apply to weddings.
For example; “A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist”.
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