10-12-09
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
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and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
Donald frowned and said, 'No.'
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.*
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So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they
had condoms.
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and
gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate.'
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