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More Little Johnny.....

Little Johnny's teacher asked him to spell the worth "straight." Johnny spelled it without error.

"Now," she said, "tell me what it means."

Little Johnny replied, "Without water."
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Little Johnny had gotten in trouble in Sunday School one too many times and was sent to talk to the minister.

The minister asked him, "Johnny, do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"

"Yes, sir," he answered. "Out behind the garage."

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Little Johnny's mom had been away for a week and was questioning him about what had happened during her absence.

"Well," said Johnny, "one night we had a terrible thunderstorm and it got so bad that I got scared so Daddy and me slept together."

"Johnny," said his pretty French au pain, "you mean 'Daddy and I.'"

Johnny said, "No, I don't. That was last Thursday, the storm was on Monday."


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teacher: So class; an abstract noun is something you can think of but not touch. Who can give me an example?

Little Johnny: "Your tits."