9-21-09
A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the
supernatural.. To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe
in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously..
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed
to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about
your experience."
The skinny redneck student responded with a nod and a grin, and began
to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room,
the professor says,
"So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shee-iit!! From way back there I thought you said goats."
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