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The Hormone Guide: Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE


What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
You sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine


What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.


What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.