A man enters a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sits next to a beautiful blonde.The puzzled blonde keeps looking at his bulging pockets. After many glances from her, he says, "Golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continues to look. Not able to contain her curiosity, she asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Bachelors come home and check what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check what's bed, and go the fridge.
