Sexretary: A woman hired for secretarial work who lacks the ability or initiative for administrative work, but compensates for her deficiencies by wearing sexy clothing and providing attendant perks to executives.
Laura gets about three out of ten basic filing and copying tasks done properly each day. When I called her into my office to discuss her performance, she gave me a review of her assets, and so I gave her a raise.
Acme incorporated had to fire Jamie because she had sex with the phone and answered my dick. There isn't room in the budget for someone who shows incompetence as a secretary and a sexretary.