Mrs Beeber states that her husband simply would not talk to her family. Mr Beeber counters by giving examples of the many subjects he used to discuss with her father at family get togethers: architecture (It's as cold as the bricks on the Kremlin); anthropology (It's as cold as an Eskimo's ass); sculpture (It's as cold as the balls on a brass monkey); sociology (It's as cold as a step mother's kiss); theology (It's colder than hell); the occult (It's as cold as a witch's tit).
The divorce is granted.
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