someone needs to buy 5, put ads around looking for women willing to spend 5 mins in the sea on a cold morning for charity, tell them it's a photo-op and will be all over the papers and so they need to send a photo before being selected as candidates (this should attract at least some lookers seeking limelight and giggles) and tell them matching bikini's will be supplied along with a changing area, warm towels. tea/coffee.
set up your videocameras/cameras, work out precisely what you will say in court to the judge when it's over, then bombs away.
alternatively, someone once mentioned an enf video production idea where a woman agrees contractually to being embarrassed in various ways over a day or two of shooting but to ensure good reactions she won't be told what's going to happen and when. tell her she has to go into the sea in this specially chosen "skimpy bikini" (she'll be secretly relieved when she sees it's not that skimpy) sit there for 5 mins until enough people will have noticed her and then remove her top and wave it above the water before being allowed to put it on and come out.
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