[buster_hymen]

It's about 9:30 Sunday morning, and I just crawled out of bed. I sit down at my computer and click through a few favorite sites, looking for anything new and exciting. There's not much happening. I hit the OCC forum, click through a few threads... wish I had something to contribute. Almost all the stuff I've saved over the years is either watermarked or already posted here. Someday I'll dig up a few that might be new to this crowd... someday, maybe.

A thread about Nudes-a-Poppin' catches my eye. I see the date. Hey, that's today. I've always been curious about that show... I hit the NAP site and learn it's kind of a long drive for me, but do-able. Too bad I have to work this afternoon. Oh well.

I take a shower, get dressed, cook breakfast.

I'm munching on breakfast when the phone rings. It's one of my bosses. He says one of his bosses fucked up something important, and our mega-super-crucial-important weekend project can't happen today. No overtime for Buster. He says sorry about that. He says why not go do something fun with your unexpected day off, and hangs up.

I think to myself, hey maybe he's got a good point there. I take a look at the Nudes-a-Poppin' site again. Hmm... it's almost 11:00 now, and the show starts at 12:00. It'll take me two and a half hours to get there. The show is scheduled to run 'till somewhere between 5:00 and 7:00. I wonder if the trip will be worth it if I miss the first couple hours. I realize the $60 admission is the same as three or four trips to a strip club. It's a lot of miles, but I have a couple of gas cards burning a hole in my wallet.

I stop trying to talk myself out of it, scribble down the directions to the resort, grab my camera, look for the spare batteries for a few minutes, give up on the batteries, and hit the road.


I should've spent more time looking for those spare batteries.


It's about 1:45, and I'm pulling into the Ponderosa Sun Club. My very first time at a nudist resort. I pay my $60 at the gate, slowly drive around the corner, and hit the brakes to avoid running down two naked men. Hey, where are the hot chicks? I follow the signs around another corner and glimpse a few naked women in the distance. Ah, there they are.

I park, grab my one-battery camera, and walk into the resort.

The weather is perfect; low 70s with a gentle breeze, partially cloudy, no rain. The resort has a good mix of shade trees and open lawn areas. The show itself is centered around the big swimming pool, where they've set up multiple stages of various sizes inside a fence. Most of the contestants are smokin' hot and nearly always fully nude, out in the bright sunlight, but they mostly stay inside the fence. While official contest events take place on the main stage, the hopefuls walk along the fence to ask the guys to vote for them. They ask for votes by posing on blankets and small platforms with poles for dancing. The crowd is about 90% male, and most of them have a camera or two or three. There are several naked men and a few topless women wandering around, enjoying the show. Before checking out the main stage, I decide to wander the grounds and see what there is to see.

I start taking pictures of what I see.

The first couple of shots are of a contestant working the crowd. Next are a couple of barely dressed women out in the crowd. Then I stumble across this woman lying on a blanket out in the public picnic area, clearly getting off on spreading and rubbing her pussy in front of dozens of strangers with cameras. Forget that she ain't a supermodel... this is hot as hell. Next to her is a more elderly woman reading a novel and ignoring the crowd. I like her pussy decoration, so take a picture of it. Then I head back to the pool.