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Originally Posted by osreb
..."Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He did not. In fact, he just walked in the front door."
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Husband & Wife awaken lazily one Saturday morning, and find themselves randy. When they hear the front door swing shut, they are startled, and Wife gasps, "My husband! Go out the window!" Husband grabs his pants and leaps outside.
Several minutes pass before Husband comes through the bedroom door, looking about as sc****d up, dirty, beat and bedraggled, and pathetic and pissed as you please, and he asks her, "Why did you say that?"
Wife asks, "Why did you Jump?"